Top 10 Signs There’s A Metaverse Developer In The Building

10. Smoke and coffee breaks inexplicably increase on Wednesday mornings, though this happens much less often than it used to.

9. You overhear someone on the elevator saying "I have to go buy some weather."

8. Suddenly, your building’s fiber is peaking, and the DSLAM in the basement is full.

7. Random people politely laugh when you start talking about your "cutting edge" online advertising program.

6. Books on 3D modeling, learning Chinese, and Science magazines with articles on proprioceptive drift are left accidentally in local cafes.

5. Seemingly sane people talk about teleportation and flying, and look at *you* funny when you stare.

4. Your spam begins to include offers for flight enhancers, rather than other types of enhancers.

3 You hear shoppers ask "How much is that in PED? Or how about Linden?"

2. A young couple outside, kissing, looks up at the sky, and says, "Looks like WindLight."

1. Suddenly, it feels like 1995 all over again, when you wrinkled your nose at those "web developers."

Posted by September 28th, 2007 | by Jason | Permalink